We thank loyal customers by giving them perks and privileges. Customers then stay loyal to maintain their elite status. How do you become a loyal customer of God? What special offers does God offer? God will always listen to you. His love and guidance will always be with you. Your friendship has no expiration date. Your upgrade in life is guaranteed, which will put you on top of the world. Your platinum card will be made of peace and your credit unlimited. There is no line to stand to meet God, and grace has infinite refills. You can bypass Judgment Day, as you are always riding in the express lane to heaven. Now, can there be a better loyalty program than that? — Satish Daryanani